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Fun Cat Quiz: What Type of Cat Do You Have?
Is your cat a creepy treacherous bastard, or are they the sweetest piece of fluff in the world? Take our fun cat quiz to find out!
1. Your cat is staring out the window. What are they thinking?
2. Someone’s knocking at the door. What does your cat do?
3. You hear your cat hissing out of the blue. What does it mean?
4. If your cat stands on two legs, what are they trying to communicate?
5. Cat hiccups can have different causes. Which one is more likely for your cat?
6. What is the best way to deal with your angry kitten?
7. Does your furry friend get cat zoomies?
8. What is the most plausible reason for your cat losing their voice?
9. What is your cat’s reaction to a belly rub?
10. Hanging around other fellow humans - yay or nay?
11. What is your cat’s relationship to toys?
12. If your cat were a humin, what kind of movies would they watch?
13. How does your cat feel about personal space?
14. What is your cat’s preferred activity?
15. How does your cat usually greet you when you come home at the end of a long day?
Fun Cat Quiz: What Type of Cat Do You Have?
1. The philosopher
Your cat is broody, moody, and often seems to contemplate life’s deeper meaning. They are clearly a philosopher. Not very interested in playing with you (or with toys for that matter), but still quite lovable once they start tolerating you, they are the perfect cat for people who know it’s not wise to get too attached to an independent cat. While they might not be particularly brave or adventurous, they aren’t scared of facing potential dangers either. They can be quite show-offish at times, especially when they crave attention. They adore you catering to their every whim, but they have their limits too, so I wouldn’t try belly rubs if I were you. When they’re grooming, they generally want to be left alone. The philosopher cat sometimes seems to see things that we don’t, and communicate with higher beings. To be fair, they probably are.
2. The stalker
Congratulations, your cat is a stalker! They are curious and like to make friends with other cats. They also like following you around the house, especially when they assume there’s a treat in it for them. Since they pay very close attention to you and everything that has to do with your person, they also have your back, so there’s an upside to the creepiness. They don’t only stalk you, but other things around the house as well, such as beams of light and pieces of fluff. They might also have some abandonment issues and miss you when you’re gone, because they love affection - as long as it’s on their own terms. A stalker cat tends to stare at you a lot, and while that might freak you out, don’t worry, they (probably) won’t kill you in the middle of the night.
3. The terminator
Speaking of things that might kill you in the middle of the night - the terminator. They love to eat birds and other small animals, and they often growl like a dog. They tend to be very confrontational and brave, and you just know from the look on their face that you shouldn’t mess with them. Terminators think all food (and stuff in general) belongs to them, and that you should oblige. They are sometimes hard to read, so you might have no clue what they actually think/want. Zoomies are an often occurrence with this type of cat, a cat that doesn’t particularly like it when you bring people over. They might tolerate you and your affection, but not other people’s. They’ll let you know when they want to be spoiled. Otherwise, you’ll find them sleeping and not paying attention to you.
4. The sugar puff
Sugar puffs are cats that want constant love and affection, and that typically choose a favorite human. If you are that human for your cat, consider yourself lucky. You are in for a treat with a cat that is lovable, happy-go-lucky, and playful. They tend to be very derpy and silly as well, and they adore head boops. They don’t particularly enjoy going outside, and they seem to be content right where they are. That’s partly because they are a scaredy cat, and partly because you are all they need. Sugar puffs love to eat (sometimes greedily) and get treats. They are couch potatoes who also love playing with humans. Give them belly rubs and they’re yours. They also have no problem hanging around other people - most of the time. However, they can’t wait for the moment when their favorite human comes home, so they can rub themselves against their leg. Are you surprised by the result, or has it just confirmed your suspicions? Leave a comment down below! If you liked this fun cat quiz, make sure to share it with your other cat owning friends.